Bang Bang!!!

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Hey friends! Really long sabbatical from Coffee, Smokes and Laughs. In fact, I am still wondering how I could keep this writing space empty for so long, as the name of the blog is so closely attached to my life. Yes friends, I burn my lungs few good number of times every day, drink at least one cuppa coffee and try to lose my weight by laughing few good number of times. Yet, I am little away from this good titled blog. (Thanks to myself for coming up with such a rejuvenating name).

Anyway, lemme come out of this self-appreciation and pen up few points of what I have been doing of late. Yes, gotcha! I’ve been little busy with few good things in life like doing some really interesting work (Positive Thinking, Huh!), riding my bullet few extra miles and enjoying the kick (those extra miles are must, and don’t have a choice either), and what else, I bought a new car friends!

Well, before you share your congratulations and make your plans to surround me with your party threats, the car is already at the workshop before it could reach the 1000 kms milestone due to a heart breaking accident.

Now, I am sure at this point many of my readers are planning to conclude, “Bastard! Must have banged the car after getting drunk.” That would have been little comforting probably for a fact that will happen in my own hands under the influence of alcohol.

But friends, I really had to soothe myself when an uncle of mine in an excitement to drive the new car (the ribbons haven’t been removed yet) zipped it as if it were a grand prix and within few seconds, I hear the BANG!

What a ground-shattering thing to watch. Man I spent a fortune in buying that car and had to confront so many ideas and negations and finally succeed in buying the machine. And to my horror, I had to see the car coming back with a completely dented and hanging boot and a tail lamp that is completely crushed into granules.

Man! My moment of horror! I never felt so very weak in my knees even when I bumped over few hottest chicks (Nothing wrong with my hormones, but car any day better is than woman). I really was in helpless and the more irritating part is that the new ribbon that came along with the car was actually used to tie the boot.

This is it! Not even the bitter enemy should be coming across such an incident/accident. It is really a grief-stricken moment. However, as they say whatever happens, happens for good. I hope the jinx is gone with this accident.

But friends, I must have put this story in a funny tone but I appeal you to handle your car like the way you handle your woman. Any of these broken once, there is no peace in life. Not being emotional but then the heart burn is massive.